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Written by emailedjokes.com
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They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come
out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are
injected with Novocaine so you go numb instantly. You don't even know
you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your
leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If
you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow
over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will
instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing
you.
PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are
Spiders found daily in IRAQ. Imagine waking up and seeing
one of these beauties in your tent!!
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