Comeback Line of the year

Written by emailedjokes.com

Apparently a true story!

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on

the radio the other day concerning guns and children.

This is a portion of a National Public Radio(NPR) interview

between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General

Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his

military installation:

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what
things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your
base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them
climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be
properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a
terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be
teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?


The radio went silent and the interview ended.


 
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