Emailed Jokes - Funny Jokes

Men are like…..Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just
look silly.

Men are like…..Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like…..Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s about
it.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Men are like…..Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Q: What do electric trains and women’s breasts have in common?
A: They were originally intended for children but it’s men who play with
them.

Q: What’s the average man’s definition of foreplay?
A: Unzipping his fly.

Q: How do you get a macho guy to stop calling “it” The Whopper, My Bazooka,
and The Thunder Rod?
A: Ask, “Is it in?”

Q: How do married women rate their husbands in bed?
A: A good lover falls asleep immediately after sex, a mediocre lover falls
asleep during, and a ad lover falls asleep before sex and wakes up 30 minutes
later and asks if she had an orgasm.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a male insomniac?
A: A cock that stays up all night.