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Lawyer’s creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman.

What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the
road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A tick falls off of you when you die.

Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?
A. Three…the rest are all true.

What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
They grow taller.

It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver’s
side.