Emailed Jokes - Funny Jokes

Q. What does a bull do to stay warm on a bitterly cold day?
A. He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm “Jersey”

Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A. After you’ve finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a
greasy box to put your bone in.

Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use some lubricant.

Q. What is better than a cold Bud?
A. A warm bush.

Q. Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
A. Their shaky hands!

Q. What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
A. Sexual harassment.

Q. Why did God create alcohol?
A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.

Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A. $3.99 a minute.