Emailed Jokes - Funny Jokes

Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A1: Because they don’t know any better.
A2: They are easier to keep amused.

Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?
A: “Daddy, I want to go to Miasma!”

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A wine cellar.

82. Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1: They both have a black box.
A2: Both have a cockpit.

Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They’re doing research on black holes.

Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it’s mine?

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.