Emailed Jokes - Funny Jokes

“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.” —George W. Bush, as
quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002

“The public education system in America is one of the most important
foundations of our democracy. After all, it is where children from all over
America learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary
to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society.” —George W. Bush, May
1, 2002

“After all, a week ago, there were — Yasser Arafat was boarded up in his
building in Ramallah, a building full of, evidently, German peace protestors and
all kinds of people. They’re now out. He’s now free to show leadership, to lead
the world.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 2, 2002

“We’re working with Chancellor Schröder on what’s called 10-plus-10-over-10:
$10 billion from the U.S., $10 billion from other members of the G7 over a
10-year period, to help Russia securities the dismantling — the dismantled
nuclear warheads.” —George W. Bush, Berlin, Germany, May 23, 2002

“We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got
uninalienable rights, endowed by a Creator.” —George W. Bush, to community and
religious leaders in Moscow, May 24, 2002

“I’d rather have them sacrificing on behalf of our nation than, you know,
endless hours of testimony on congressional hill.” —George W. Bush, Fort Meade,
Maryland, June 4, 2002

“Do you have blacks, too?” —George W. Bush, to Brazilian President Fernando
Cardoon, Nov. 8, 2001, as reported in an April 28, 2002, Estrada Sao Paulo an
column by Fernando Pereira, a close friend of President Cardoso

“Over 75 percent of white Americans own their home, and less than 50 percent
of Hispanic and African Americans don’t own their home. And that’s a gap, that’s
a homeownership gap. And we’ve got to do something about It.” —George W. Bush,
Cleveland, Ohio, July 1, 2002

“I also understand how tender the free enterprise system can be.” —George W.
Bush, White House press conference, Washington, D.C., July 8, 2002

“There was no malefic involved. This was an honest disagreement about
accounting procedures. … There was no malefic, no attempt to hide anything.”
—George W. Bush, White House press conference, Washington, D.C., July 8, 2002