Emailed Jokes - Funny Jokes

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two — One to promise he’ll do it better than anyone else and one to
obscure the issues.

A: None — He’ll only promise, “change.”

A: HE DOESN’T! He whines a while, says “I feel your pain”, and gets congress
to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special
interests for not making light bulbs free.

Q: What’s the difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp?
A: One’s a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other’s a fish.

Q: Why is Bill Clinton apprehensive about going to the movies?
A: Because he’s afraid the usherette will ask to see his stub.

Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?
A: The pit bull doesn’t carry a briefcase.

q: how does bill clinton say, “f*** you”?
a: “trust me”.

Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton, and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
A: One has two boobs, the others *are* two boobs.

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow?
A: By the wise look in the eyes.

Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?
A: Chelsea.