Emailed Jokes - Funny Jokes

Q: What does Jeffrey Dahmer’s victims and The Clintons’ hairstyles have in
common?
A: They both look like the work of a butcher…

Q: Why doesn’t Hillary cut Bill’s hair?
A: He won’t pay her $300.

Q: What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton?
A: His face

Q: What is the Arkansas state flower?
A: Gennifer

Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter’s finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.

When Chelsea Clinton was young she walked in on her mom getting out of the
shower. Pointing to her chest she asked her “What are those?”
Hilary’s response was “Oh honey, those are my breasts”.
Chelsea asked, “Will I get breasts?”
“Yes, when you’re older.” said Hillary.
A day or two later Chelsea walked in on her dad getting out of the shower.
Pointing towards his penis, she asked, “What’s that?”
Bill responded “Oh honey, that’s my penis.”
Chelsea asked, “Will I get a penis?”
Bill responded, “Yes, when your mother leaves”.

Secret Service are agents expected to testify that Monica Lewinsky was in the
oval office with the President unescorted for 40 minutes, But everything was
O.K., she was just giving the president a debriefing.

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?
A: He’s the stiff one.

Q: What does Gennifer Flowers do when she misses Bill Clinton?
A: Eats Waffles.