Emailed Jokes - Funny Jokes

Why does Bill drink so much coffee?
So he can stay up for long hours, to satisfy the needs of his staff!

Clinton bumps into a new intern in the hall. He stops, stares at her a moment
and then asks “are you new her?”
The intern replies “Why yes, I am, this is my second day.”
“I thought so,” said Clinton”, I didn’t think I had cum across your face
before…”

The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.
Clinton was a perfect match.
So was all of Arkansas.

“I feel schizophrenic; first he says ‘open your mouth,’ then he says ‘keep it
closed.’”
- Monica Lewis.

President Clinton’s Motto:
Eaten’ isn’t cheating’.

Two of Bill’s sperm were racing toward the cervix and the first one said, “How
far do you think it is to the fallopian tubes?”
The other one said, “It can’t be too far. I think we just passed the tonsils.”

How many Ken Stars does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it costs forty million dollars, and takes a long time because he
keeps asking about the “screw” part.

There are women and two men. The women say she is the most beautiful person in
the world. The first man says that he is the strongest man on the earth. The
second man says that he has had the most sex in the world. But then all three
disagree about one another and so the three go to the wizard. The woman went in
and asked the wizard if she is the most beautiful woman in the world and the
wizard said that she was. Then the first man went in and asked the wizard if he
was the strongest man in the world and the wizard said that he was. Then the
second man went in and asked the wizard if he had the most sex in the world, but
instead the second man came out and said, “Who is Bill Clinton?”

What do Bill and Ross Perot have in common?
They both heard a giant sucking sound!

Q: What’s the difference between a porcupine and Bill Clinton’s campaign
limo?
A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside.